There's a comedic songwriter named Carter Vail making waves online with his song Dirt Man. Since hearing it I've been imagining what Dirt Man might be like. Here is my first rendering of this mysterious mythical character. He's dirty, and he has lots of roots and various creepy crawlies all over. As delightfully weird as the song by which he was inspired.
Dirt Man holds 8oz and is both microwave and dishwasher safe.